Knuts! Or, That’s Nut a Knot, Part ?

Social media is swamped with bad knot videos. Here’s our take on knots you want to learn how to tie when learning how to sail a boat.

IN THAT PIC: we forgot to add that the tail of the line was frayed and failing but… as noted in our comment… who’s counting?!

During the Battle of the Bulge in WWII, when American forces were back on their heels at Bastogne, the German commander sent a demand, suggestion, whatever, that the Americans surrender. The American response?

”Nuts!”

So… knuts. Bad knots, or good ones tied badly, suck. But, this isn’t going to be a doctoral dissertation, or an episode of Baffle ‘em with Bullshit. This is about two knots, or hitches to be specific: the Rolling Hitch, and the Cleat Hitch. One is seldom taught at sailing schools. The other is but usually incorrectly.

IN THAT PIC: took me a minute to see that this was totally meant as click bait. None of these are correct, with the improbable exception of the last one (which I don’t know). Many if not most are actually impossible, so total AI.

First, however, let’s start with what American Sailing (ASA) wants schools to teach students instead of the rolling hitch. It’s called a clove hitch. Most schools, perhaps almost all schools, teach it. They should be teaching the far more secure and versatile rolling hitch instead, as we do. These hitches are used to tie a line perpendicular to a (typically) round object, like a tiller, lifeline, piling, etc. Very common for locking a tiller in place when putting a boat to bed. (What’s a tiller? The stick you steer with, attached to the rudder/s.)

The difference between the two? One extra wrap. It makes all the difference. The rolling hitch with its extra wrap is ultra secure, and after it’s tied, the load can change direction, go back and forth, and the knot can often, perhaps usually, be moved back and forth along the object it’s tied to and still reset itself and stay put. Not so with the clove hitch.

IN THAT PIC: no knot yet shown, but they’re attempting to teach the clove hitch. Dangerous error: fingers all mixed up with/touching stuff. If absolutely necessary, one hand only, and briefly. Applies to all knots: protect your fingers.

Even ASA warns students that the knot isn’t so secure. So why use it? Ultra simplicity? Students have to learn more complicated things, so why dumb it down here and set students up to fail for life? We successfully teach the rolling hitch. So can other schools. It’s not magic. Sure, one of our students had to come up with a brilliant memorization aid when struggling to remember the sequence, but someone else would have eventually – or us.

Dumbing things down, versus coming up with more clear and concise descriptions and explanations, does students a disservice by insulting their intelligence. They were smart enough to sign up for sailing lessons, recognizing that it’s a potentially complicated endeavor. So why sell them short? It’s just lazy.

You can have a lazy sheet, but don’t be lazy about your knots.

-invoking George Carlin, The 7 Dirty Words routine, while keepin’ it clean.

Anyway, the rolling hitch is the single best, and most versatile, knot I know. It doesn’t do everything or replace everything. But, it’s the closest thing we have to a “quiver killer.” (One snowboard that does it all, more or less, is how that phrase is usually used.)

IN THAT PIC: this clown is admiring his work, which is a standard rolling hitch.

We came across one video of it recently in social media. The clown called it a “double clove hitch.” There is not one. How do I know?

  1. Not my first rodeo;
  2. No book contains one.

We had a student once who signed up for our Start Bareboating course. He was an experienced enough sailor to take the course, of course, but he was a true knot expert. He just knew all kinds of knots. Seemed to know when and why to use them as well. At one point, I asked in awe how he’d become so well versed.

“I’m an insomniac. When I can’t sleep, which is often, I pull out the knot book and learn a few knots.” Poor bastard. Turns out, he got very badly seasick on the second day of the course and didn’t return for the third. (Poor bastard…)

I don’t know if he mentioned which book or books he read, but I eventually came across the boating bible of knots. It’s called the Ashley Book of Knots, and it’s “the one.” It’s old, with mediocre (if kewl) illustrations, and lots of it is esoteric and extraneous. But, most serious boaters will want to have a look at it and, possibly, own a copy. The hardcover makes for nice decor on a bookshelf or coffee table, too.

This is the reference standard, and, there’s no double clove-hitch in it. But, there are two versions of the rolling hitch. The “double clove-hitch” clip shows one of these. I actually learned it from a sailing student who was an avid technical climber. I trust climbers. Their lives literally hang in the balance based on knots and line handling. The variation he taught me works better when tying one rope to another using the rolling hitch. But, most progressing sailors don’t need it, and can go far in their sailing with the ‘standard’ tie before they actually need the variation on the theme.

IN THAT PIC: not off to a good start here. Heavy line under some load; thumb about to be in jeopardy. Needs a full wrap at the base before going across. (Yes, that’s a minority opinion, but also a demonstrable fact.)

What about the cleat hitch? It has one job, and nothing else does it. Very different. But, super important as most boats, power or sail, need it. This is the hitch to tie a line to a horn cleat, typically on both the boat and the dock. A horn cleat is double-ended, and the line is passed around in a particular way to lock it down but be able to untie it later. Almost all boats that tie up to docks or moorings use this type of cleat and the hitch that ties to it.

The social media videos for this are horrible, even if slightly entertaining. For the cleat hitch, they sometimes get parts of it right. But, they all get one part wrong . And, they’re usually about slick/trick methods of wrapping the line. The trend is to show the wrong way first, with a red X, and usually a finger wag, before showing the “right” way net with a green checkmark. Fine. But, get it right. 

The problem is that the overhwelming, vast majority of the world doesn’t understand this knot. Seems to me the problem lies with the very first contact the line makes with the cleat. If it’s at the wrong angle, the line later binds if one wraps the line completely around the base of the cleat. So, the world has decided that the beet thing to do is not wrap it completely around the base. 

Wrong. The full wrap quickly, and temporarily, locks the line down before anything else has to be done, and then the rest doesn’t matter much. Less fussy. But, first, one must start at the correct end of the cleat: the “far” end. Go to the “far end first.”

I came up with that a very long time ago. The world is large, so others might very well have before me. But, I came up with this by myself. Lately, I found it on social media and assumed someone copied my swagger. Maybe; maybe knot. (Sorry/not sorry.) But, whoever posted this was correct. It actually goes beyond arguing about which direction is correct: it can be a safety issue. If the line jams badly by going the wrong way around the cleat, and the line can’t be released when needed, one might be looking around for a rigging knife – and cutting a line under load is always dangerous.

What comes after the full wrap? Not much. In many cases, the full wrap temporarily holds the load. But, a couple of diagonal wraps around the horns is usually fine. Two wraps equal a figure 8, so people tend to call each pass a figure 8 – me included – but it’s a bit of a misnomer. Better to call each pass a ‘diagonal.’ Anyway, do the wraps, drop the line, and it’s not going nowhere no time soon.

IN THAT PIC: proper step by step for the cleat hitch. This is from our own basic/intermediate textbook, Start Sailing, which I authored and is the companion text to the course by the same name (for ASA 101/102). The diagram is actually from my Da’s book, The Masters Course, which he authored for his school. Yes, his was the inspiration for mine. The last part on hanging the coils is great for when it’s relevant; for halyards typically.

Having said that, most people can’t sleep at night unless the whole job is finished with a twist called a locking hitch. The line is twisted into a loop so that when pulled over the final horn, it lays parallel to the previous wraps and snugs it up nicely. But, it can easily be released as well. The same effect is had by doing a final full wrap around the base of the cleat and pulling tight, but that’s not standard or taught at schools. Again, can you sleep at night?…

Many videos show people throwing loops at the cleat casually, with a smug attitude, from a standing position. That sometimes includes a locking hitch at the end. (And, sometimes they get it right.) Anyone can learn to do the wraps from a standing position, and they never need to be done as fast as in a video. Few people can toss a locking hitch into place. I can; I usually get it in the first 3 attempts, and often on the first try. But that’s from decades of practice (soooo many decades), and not caring how long it took to do so. I teach this to students as by default in cruising courses, and on occasion when there’s a minute to kill in learn-to-sail. Why?

Weird combo of fun and aggravating, so it’s motivating. But, more importantly, to illustrate a point: if you’re even trying to throw a locking hitch in the air, you can definitely just get the line around the cleat in a circle, followed by a figure eight, and drop it while you walk quickly toward the next line that needs attention and do the same. That’s usually a boat at a dock, and now it’s secure. This prevents having to squat or kneel and get your hands literally almost agains the cleat, risking getting a finger caught between a line and the cleat when it’s a tricky situation. So, the rodeo clown contest becomes a safety technique.

IN THAT PIC: it is not, in fact, a bowline. The loop/noose is going around one leg of the loop instead of the standing end of the line. But, it sort of looks like a bowline..

Then, there’s the bowline. It’s pronounced BOH-lin, like “we be bowlin.’” This is a non-slipping loop that most people ought to know and is standard in the repertoire for beginning sailors. It’s taught correctly, too. There are any number of variations on how to remember the steps. It’s even immortalized in “Jaws.” (Quint is teaching Brody how to tie it as things are quiet. As soon as Brody figures it out, and says, “Hey! I got it!”, he got it alright. Fish on! As in Jaws.)

Here’s a screenshot of an Insta clip from an ASA affiliated entity that does trips in tropical places. The knot is formed correctly, in the sense that the completed version is a proper bowline. We teach the steps differently, but the result is the same. Our gripe? The guy yanks the knot closed and never gets the slack out of the back, jack. That will open up on (pick yer pronoun) at some inconvenient and potentially dangerous point. Then, it goes on Credit Card Captains or The Qualified Captain (two of our favorite Insta accounts). Either way, it is the same price…expensive!

IN THAT PIC: a properly formed bowline that isn’t quite finished. Not closed completely. For some applications, it will fail. Notworthy? Not knotworthy? Take your pick but this shit will slip

Another gripe about most of these YouTube clips: they show dangerous rope handling. People are using their fingers to wrap line that, in real life, is probably under a load or just about to be. Get your finger between the rope and a cleat, and you’ll break that finger. Even when fingers are required, they should be kept a safe distance away from hard stuff. it’s too easy to tweak a finger when handling rope.

“It’s called a line, not rope.”

Nope, dope! The material is in fact ROPE! Give it a purpose, and it’s generally a “line,” but in most cases, there’s a more specific name at that point, so why not cut right to the chase? Sheet, vang, spring, breast, topping lift, tweaker, Cunningham, down haul, etc, etc. Point is if we’re talking about how to handle a material, it’s okay to call it by its primary name.

Regardless of which knots you’re tying, keep these general tips in mind:

Watch those fingers! Don’t risk getting them caught between a tightening rope and a hard place (like a horn cleat). Whenever possible, have the line in your fist, aiming the heel of your hand at the hardware. Sometimes that’s not possible. But, at least, keep your fingers a respectable distance from the hard stuff. that can mean awkward, exaggerated motions when your fingers could have – oops, you just broke them. So, yeah; work out ways to keep clear.

Don’t worry about what the tail / bitter end of the line is doing if you’re not actually tying it to something. More time is wasted and tangles created that way than anything else.

Learn how to tie knots in the bight (belly) of the line, without dealing with the rest of it either at all or until the end.

Anything a clove hitch can do, a rolling hitch can do better. No, that’s not a general tip, but it should be one of your main takeaways from this Rant. Ditch that hitch and make the switch. Learn both variations of the rolling hitch.

Don’t “bunch” knots closed, or push them. We pull rope, not push it. (Same for handling sheets when trimming sails.) Exception: most if not all stopper knots. Those need bunching as well as pulling. NEVER bunch a bowline.

How you close a knot is as important as how you form it. Example: don’t yank knots closed. They all need a slow steady pull.

Don’t tie with excess slack, which often causes failure to form per above.

Who knows… maybe it’s time for us to do an occasional knot video for our YouTube Channel.

Link:

The Ashley Book of Knots (the Bible of bends, bights, bowlines, etc)

“That’s not a knot…”

It’s probably a not-a-knot, and when you learn how to sail with us, you learn how not to tie them! Or, just take our upcoming Knot-Tying Clinic.

In that pic: screen capture of an ASA post on Insta. See our comment at the bottom!

Knots are curious creatures. Sometimes they actually look like creatures; hermit crabs come to mind with some “stopper” knots. Often, they’re elegant. A few good knots can go a long way; some people know a f-ton of knots but aren’t so savvy on application.

We had one guy join us for our Start Bareboating course (ASA 104, Bareboat Cruising) around 10 years ago. He was a very nice guy; decent sailor; professional technical photographer. And, he loved knots. Knew multiples more than anyone I know did (including me). Why?

“I’m an insomniac. When I can’t sleep, I get out my knot book and learn a few more.”

That was all well and good, but he got a little green under the hood out on the Sound one day and I think we had to come in early. I know he didn’t show up the next day. Sad.

Anywho…

KNOT TYING CLINIC: click that link to visit that page on our site and see if you wanna join us on Sunday March 2 for a few hours.

I learned most of my limited repertoire of boating/sailing knots a very long time ago. So, I don’t remember how I learned them. I also learned some fishing knots way back when. I do remember revisiting fishing knots in my 20’s when I got back in that activity after a bit of an absence. At some point, I bought a book on fishing knots. Way more than anyone would need, of course, but still… options. One stood out, which I believe I also found in an article. The Uni Knot! One and done. It really works for so many applications it’s the only knot I use for fishing.

But, for sailing, one can’t rely exclusively on any single knot. To get ASA 101 Keelboat certification one is supposed to learn 6 knots. Their descriptions are covered on the written test. Schools are supposed to observe that students can tie them. I’m far less interested in how many knots a sailor can tie than I am whether they can rig the boat, get underway safely, avoid other boats, and sail back to and stop at the mooring without an engine. The rest of the knots can come later. But, they are important – especially if poorly tied and something gets away.

IN THAT CLIP: Dock Knot Patrol! Click pic to play the clip.

On our Sailing Vacay destination trips, in the Caribbean and Mediterranean, our cruising charter yachts come equipped with dinghies for getting around once anchored or moored. We had one get away from us.

Twice. (Ugh)

1st time: someone apparently took it upon themself to re-tie the dinghy after I’d secured it very well with a proper cleat hitch. We were on a 40-footer towing a 9’ dink. This was our second day out, and we were en route to the island of Paxos off the Ionian coast of Greece. We were more than half way along with a lot of fairly open water astern and not much ahead. You know, islands… I looked back for whatever reason; possibly to check my fishing line. I was likely trolling off the back of the boat to see if we were lucky enough to catch fresh for din din.

No dink!

Called down for the binos. Someone kindly brought them up and i looked back and couldn’t see a dink. But, eventually I spotted it drifting. We lost some time backtracking and returning, and this was valuable time to get situated at an unfamiliar anchorage before dusk to not only enjoy the evening but to get anchored or moored safely before dark. Didn’t figure out who did it, but someone did. (I was confident it was one of two people; those same two people left our trip the next day to the relief of all others. Happens. Rarely, but it happens. This was the final straw on accepting people from Meetup to come on our trips; that ship sailed. Actually, that ship sank.)

IN THAT PIC: A comprehensive book on all things knots. “Every practical knot…” Link to this book below.

Fast forward a few years; back in the BVI, our winter stomping grounds. It was windy and gusty and we were sailing with a quartering sea from Jost Van Dyke to Norman Island, by way of Thatch Cut. Thatch are two islands off the west end of Tortola. One passes between the extreme west end of Tortola, which is a mini-peninsula with a bluff – very scenic. That cuts across the mouth of Sopers Hole, a very protected bay on Tortola, and past the Thatches. Once beyond Tortola, you’re in the channel between it and St. John, and onward to other islands (in our case, Norman).

We had a family aboard; self-described affable Type A’s including two or three lawyers. Couple; their adult daughter; sister/aunt. They were indeed affable; but the husband was also sometimes arrogant and defensive boarding on belligerent. We had not sailed with them before. (Starting to see a pattern?)

For the second time on the trip, this time during our windy leg from Jost to Norman, the husband started getting into it with me out of the blue. This time it was to protest how a task that was also an educational segment went wrong. The task was to figure out the reefing system on the boat for future use (assigned days before). Then, the application: that morning, before we left the anchorage. They struggled to figure it out but eventually did with little or no guidance from me.

But, hubby was angry about it. He didn’t like two things: one, how I went about teaching it; two, which he didn’t admit, how he struggled with it. He could be self-critical but was quicker to blame others for his own failures. This wasn’t a test; it was a learning experience, and therefore a success! But he didn’t see it that way.

I tried to keep it smooth and let him know that there were a number of ways I could have assigned that task or taught the procedure. I chose one. If he and/or others didn’t like the choice/method, that’s fine – I wouldn’t use that again and would do something that fit in better with their learning preferences. But, he wouldn’t leave it alone. He got angrier and louder.

He weren’t no hermit…

IN THAT PIC: a stevedore knot, my preferred “stopper.” In this case, it would serve to stop that hermit-crab claw-like thing from sliding off the end of the rope. Anyone know what this is? If you reply to this post with the correct answer, you’ll get $50 off any course (not the $25 knot clinic; sorry).

I kept my voice down after at one point starting to raise mine to be heard over his. I explained that he had to calm down and keep his voice down – happy to discuss and debate, but not going to be yelling. When he still wouldn’t calm down, despite some of the family telling him to shut up, I said something like this:

”Look, here’s what’s going to happen. If you keep yelling, I’m going to just get this boat through the trip and eventually back to the charter base. I’m not going to teach anything. You’re not going to get the certification you are here for. I’m just going to shut up and get the boat from A to B to C. And that’s going to be the end of it.”

”Ray, SHUT UP!”

-entire fam in unison

That time, he did. We got through to Sopers Hole and I suggested we stop for docking practice and maybe some ice cream or something. Sounded great to all. Ray eventually was joking around instead of fighting with me. He dialed it back including when we got ashore, when I half expected him to start up again.

I was walking along the dock with my friend John who was on the trip with his wife Lydia. We were on route to the store and John said, “where’s the dinghy?”

I looked around and saw none. Silence.

Gone. Last time I saw it was when it was surfing behind us on the swells that were developing en route to Tortola. I was checking that it wasn’t going to ride up on the transom of the yacht, and that it wasn’t yanking hard on the painter (tow line). As it looked fine, I didn’t adjust it.

But, that was then, and this was now. I called the charter company to advise and ask if they had any ability to look, and I started hailing on the VHF to see if any vessels in that area had seen it or might keep an eye out for it.

Gone. They brought us another dinghy in a short period of time, and we were on our way. Of course, I forfeited the security deposit for the lost dinghy. That was some expensive ice cream! Probably would have seen the dinghy get loose if it weren’t for Ray. I see everything; it is known. This time I didn’t. That was the first nail in the coffin for people joining us on our destination trips if we haven’t sailed with them before in a course setting. Another trip two years ago was the final nail that closed the coffin for good; the only strange we allow on the boat is when friends or family join people we’ve already sailed with, and then only if we do the due diligence to make sure they’re a good fit and really understand what they’re getting involved with and what the “real estate” is like on a small charter yacht (versus an ocean liner).

IN THAT PIC: some kind of fuckery involving rope and a cleat. Needs a proper cleat hitch. The Qualified Captain, one of our favorite Insta accounts, often posts insane examples of how people tie shit up. Worth a follow.

The knot that failed both times? Cleat hitch. Main reason? Probably the material. Dinghies are usually tied off with a type of plastic line that floats called polypropylene. It’s not just a bitch to tie right; it’s a war-time whore. It must be overly wrapped in many ways with locking hitches in between, and then I usually tie the end to something else. I check. Often.

The cleat hitch is one of the least understood knots out there in my (potentially dubious) opinion. There are standard caveats about how to tie it that I can prove wrong to you in the knot clinic. They miss one important point about how to start the cleat hitch that sets it up for success or failure (meaning either it will slip, which is unlikely despite the experiences described above, or it will be hard to untie when critically necessary).

”Marlinspike seamanship!” It’s a fascinating if misogynistic-sounding world. Maybe some of you will come tie one on with us at the clinic. If not, read up, practice, and apply on the water and at the dock and have fun with it.

KNOT TYING CLINIC: click that link to visit that page on our site and see if you wanna join.

Just want that book? Multiples of scores of more knots than the clinic for just under twice the price. But, diagrams don’t explain how to handle the rope and close knots properly, which is a large drawback. For under $100, you should probably do both! Here’s the book link on Amazon…

Ashley Book of Knots: https://a.co/d/5toAElR

IN THIS PIC: the author’s favorite knot. Know it? You ought to.